Oceanography 101...!

Teacher - Miss Harper
Student - Scooty Bug
Course Title - Oceanography 101

Here is Miss Harper carefully making her class preparations...lining up all of the plastic bath bowls and filling each one with a squishy sea creature.

Then, once everything is set up just so, Miss Harper patiently goes down the row of items, identifying each sea creature to her ever so attentive student, Mr. Weston, a.k.a. Scooty Bug.

Here is a direct example of her lecture:

Harper - "Wesson, look at all duh (the) toys. Here's a walrus, a wheel (whale), a shock (shark), a stahpish (starfish), a gween (green) duck, a pingin (penguin), and a cwab (crab). "

Weston - giggle, giggle, splash, giggle

After each creature is properly identified, Miss Harper launches said creature off of the side of the tub so that it makes a direct hit into Mr. Weston's bath water, resulting in an ever so fun splash! This scenario would literally play out over, and over, and OVER non-stop if I didn't, at some point, ring the bell signaling the end of class.

From the sweet, happy look on his face, I'd say Mr. Weston has a serious teacher crush on Miss Harper! I love it!